HEY TUMBLR, CALM THE FUCK DOWN!

[image description: a dolls house white circular table with a coffee pot, a mug and saucer, a plate with two cakes, and a silver tray containing eight tiny cakes.]

JUST IN CASE THE CABBAGE WASN’T ENOUGH

HERE ARE SOME FUCKING BEAUTIFUL MINIATURE CAKES

LOOK AT THAT SHIT

EACH ONE HAS A TEXTURE APPROPRIATE TO THE TYPE OF CAKE

YOU CAN EVEN SEE BISCUIT BASES

AND THAT’S NOT EVEN TOUCHING ON THE LIME SLICES AND THE ORANGE SEGMENT

WHOEVER CREATED THIS TRUE BEAUTY, I BOW BEFORE YOU FUCKIN GLORIOUS HUMAN BEING

(Source: intricatelyinsane, via allthesmallthingsminiatures)

[image description: a red cabbage on a chopping board, sliced in half. In the background are more slices of cabbage on a plate.]

NOW

YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING WHAT IS QUITE SO AMAZING ABOUT A CABBAGE

BUT IF YOU FUCKING PAY ATTENTION YOU MIGHT NOTICE SOMETHING STRANGE IN THE BACKGROUND

WHAT’S THAT?

OH YEAH IT’S A FUCKING PENNY

THAT’S RIGHT

THIS CABBAGE IS A MINIATURE CABBAGE THAT SOMEONE MADE BY HAND.

I KNOW YOU MIGHT BE DISILLUSIONED BY POLITICS AND GENERAL TWATWANKERY ABOUT SOCIETY BUT JUST REMEMBER

THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD WHO PUT THIS MUCH DETAIL INTO TINY FOOD

HUMANITY IS THE GREATEST EVER!

I MEAN YOU DON’T SEE CHIHUAHUAS MAKING TINY CABBAGES

MAYBE THEY DO, I DON’T FUCKING KNOW

WHATEVER, THIS IS STILL STUNNINGLY AWESOME.

(Source: caffiendishly, via allthesmallthingsminiatures)

[image description: a baby elephant stands in a field of grass, surrounded by small egrets. It points its trunk inquisitively at one of the birds]

OKAY SO THE WOMAN SAT NEXT TO ME SAYS THESE ARE EGRETS

I KNOW I HAVE A FUCKING AWFUL TRACK RECORD WITH BIRDS

SO I AM SHIFTING THE BLAME TO THIS ANONYMOUS PERSON

NOW HERE IS A PICTURE ABOUT TRANSCENDING DIFFERENCES OR SOME SHIT

ELEPHANTS AND BIRDS SHOULD NOT BE LIKELY FRIENDS

BUT THIS LITTLE FELLA DON’T GIVE A TOSS ABOUT YOUR IDEAS OF RIGHT AND WRONG

HE JUST LOVES HIS BIRDY FRIENDS AND NOBODY WILL GET IN THE WAY OF THAT

ISN’T THAT BEAUTIFUL?

WE SHOULD ALL LEARN FROM THIS GUY.

(Source: adventrous)

[image description: A baby red panda cub lies on its side on a floral table, gently nibbling the fingers of the person taking the photo]

HEY SO IT’S BEEN A WHILE

HERE’S A FUCKING BLUE-EYED NIBBLY FUZZBUCKET TO MAKE UP FOR IT

I AM FAIRLY SURE IT’S ILLEGAL IN SEVERAL COUNTRIES TO BE THIS CUTE

JUST FUCK LOOK AT ALL THE FLUFF IT’S GOT GOING ON THERE

I BET IF YOU STROKED IT YOU WOULD NEVER BE UNHAPPY AGAIN

(Source: weloveredpandas, via findingtotoro)

[image description: the canopy of a tree viewed from underneath, the bright sunlight shining through to make them glow pink, orange, red, yellow and green.]

DEPENDING ON WHERE YOU LIVE, IT’S EITHER JUST COMING UP TO SPRING OR JUST COMING UP TO AUTUMN

SO HERE ARE SOME FUCKING GORGEOUS LEAVES FOR YOU

LOOK AT THAT GLOWY PINK SHIT

LIKE NATURE’S OWN GLOWSTICK RAVE ALL PROUD AND GLEAMING IN THE SUNLIGHT

JUST STARING AT THIS FILLS ME WITH THAT PEACE AND TRANQUILITY STUFF

I HOPE IT DOES THE SAME FOR YOU!

(Source: anti-immune)

[image description: An owl is perched on a mossy rock, looking down at a red leaf.]

SOMETIMES LIFE GIVES YOU STUFF

AND YOU LOOK AT IT LIKE

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

SOMETIMES IT’S JUST A LEAF.

SO YOU GOTTA CHILL OUT

EXAMINE ALL THE EVIDENCE

AND TACKLE WHATEVER LIFE THROWS AT YOU WITH A CALM HEAD.

(Source: somedayismytoday)

[image description: A dolls house sized cheese platter with miniature cheese, fruit, wine and biscuits]

OH MY FUCKING GOD TINY THINGS ARE THE BEST

LOOK AT THIS SHIT

THE LEVEL OF CRAFTSMANSHIP IN THIS

INDIVIDUAL SEGMENTS IN THE LEMONS

MOULD VEINS IN CHEESE

SOMEONE PUT ALL THEIR TIME AND EFFORT INTO THIS BEAUTIFUL THING

HUMANITY IS AWESOME.

(Source: daniellealmond)

Turning off caps for a moment here. Today is Transgender Day of Remembrance. This video was shortlisted for the NUS LGBT Best Campaigns and I think everyone should give it a watch.

If you’re after something a little sillier for your TDOR, check out my favourite movie, “Priscilla, Queen of the Desert”. A clip from that movie can be found on this tumblr if you search the Video tag.

[image description: the face and right paw of a raccoon can be seen peering out from a pair of jeans that are hung on a washing line]

THIS RACCOON RIGHT HERE

THIS RACCOON DON’T CARE IF PEOPLE SAY SHE CAN’T WEAR HUMAN CLOTHES

OR JUDGE HER FOR BUYING JEANS CLEARLY SEVERAL SIZES TOO LARGE

WHO GIVES A FUCK? THEY’RE COMFY AND SHE LIKES THEM

PLUS IT’S DAMN COZY IN WINTER

YOU KEEP ROCKING THOSE JEANS

(Source: shininghelen94)

[video description: a baby goat repeatedly hops up and down between a stump and an overturned bucket while an adult goat watches]

LOOK AT THIS KID

FUCKING JUMPING AND SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE

DO YOU KNOW WHY HE IS JUMPING?

BECAUSE WHY NOT, THAT’S WHY

LIFE’S TOO SHORT TO WORRY ABOUT CONSEQUENCES

JUST JUMP AROUND LIKE YOU HAVEN’T GOT A CARE IN THE WORLD

WHEEEEEEEEE

(via darr3nchris-deactivated20120122)