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SOME OF THIS WILL BE PICTURES I HAVE ACQUIRED OVER THE YEARS WITHOUT KNOWING THE SOURCE. IF YOU DO KNOW THE SOURCE, FEEL FREE TO FUCKING SMACK ME DOWN.

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+ [image description: a red cabbage on a chopping board, sliced in half. In the background are more slices of cabbage on a plate.] NOW YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING WHAT IS QUITE SO AMAZING ABOUT A CABBAGE BUT IF YOU FUCKING PAY ATTENTION YOU MIGHT NOTICE SOMETHING STRANGE IN THE BACKGROUND WHAT’S THAT? OH YEAH IT’S A FUCKING PENNY THAT’S RIGHT THIS CABBAGE IS A MINIATURE CABBAGE THAT SOMEONE MADE BY HAND. I KNOW YOU MIGHT BE DISILLUSIONED BY POLITICS AND GENERAL TWATWANKERY ABOUT SOCIETY BUT JUST REMEMBER THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD WHO PUT THIS MUCH DETAIL INTO TINY FOOD HUMANITY IS THE GREATEST EVER! I MEAN YOU DON’T SEE CHIHUAHUAS MAKING TINY CABBAGES MAYBE THEY DO, I DON’T FUCKING KNOW WHATEVER, THIS IS STILL STUNNINGLY AWESOME.

[image description: a red cabbage on a chopping board, sliced in half. In the background are more slices of cabbage on a plate.]

NOW

YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING WHAT IS QUITE SO AMAZING ABOUT A CABBAGE

BUT IF YOU FUCKING PAY ATTENTION YOU MIGHT NOTICE SOMETHING STRANGE IN THE BACKGROUND

WHAT’S THAT?

OH YEAH IT’S A FUCKING PENNY

THAT’S RIGHT

THIS CABBAGE IS A MINIATURE CABBAGE THAT SOMEONE MADE BY HAND.

I KNOW YOU MIGHT BE DISILLUSIONED BY POLITICS AND GENERAL TWATWANKERY ABOUT SOCIETY BUT JUST REMEMBER

THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD WHO PUT THIS MUCH DETAIL INTO TINY FOOD

HUMANITY IS THE GREATEST EVER!

I MEAN YOU DON’T SEE CHIHUAHUAS MAKING TINY CABBAGES

MAYBE THEY DO, I DON’T FUCKING KNOW

WHATEVER, THIS IS STILL STUNNINGLY AWESOME.

(Source: caffiendishly, via allthesmallthingsminiatures)
37 notes | 04.25.12
tags | tiny | cute | dolls house | I fucking love tiny things ok


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