HEY TUMBLR, CALM THE FUCK DOWN!

[image description: a black and white goat photographed from...

Tue, 20 Nov 2012 18:50:39 +0000

[image description: a black and white goat photographed from above, tilting its head so that it is still looking right at the camera]

YOU SEE THIS GOAT

THIS GOAT IS PROUD AS FUCK

JUST LOOK AT IT GOING

“HELLO I AM A GOAT”

BEAUTIFUL.

THE SAD THING IS WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE NOT EVERYONE CAN BE AS OPEN WITH WHO THEY ARE AS THIS GOAT

BUT I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT

NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, NO MATTER HOW YOU IDENTIFY

WHETHER YOU ARE ABLE TO EXPRESS IT OR YOU HAVE TO HIDE IT

I AM FUCKING PROUD OF YOU. SO FUCKING PROUD. AND YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL.

I LOVE YOU.

Hey everyone, turning off caps again to share this awesome...

Sat, 09 Jun 2012 19:20:19 +0100

Hey everyone, turning off caps again to share this awesome video. Seriously, just watch it.

Credits are on the original source.

[image description: a dolls house white circular table with a...

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 23:16:03 +0100

[image description: a dolls house white circular table with a coffee pot, a mug and saucer, a plate with two cakes, and a silver tray containing eight tiny cakes.]

JUST IN CASE THE CABBAGE WASN’T ENOUGH

HERE ARE SOME FUCKING BEAUTIFUL MINIATURE CAKES

LOOK AT THAT SHIT

EACH ONE HAS A TEXTURE APPROPRIATE TO THE TYPE OF CAKE

YOU CAN EVEN SEE BISCUIT BASES

AND THAT’S NOT EVEN TOUCHING ON THE LIME SLICES AND THE ORANGE SEGMENT

WHOEVER CREATED THIS TRUE BEAUTY, I BOW BEFORE YOU FUCKIN GLORIOUS HUMAN BEING

[image description: a red cabbage on a chopping board, sliced in...

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 15:31:00 +0100

[image description: a red cabbage on a chopping board, sliced in half. In the background are more slices of cabbage on a plate.]

NOW

YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING WHAT IS QUITE SO AMAZING ABOUT A CABBAGE

BUT IF YOU FUCKING PAY ATTENTION YOU MIGHT NOTICE SOMETHING STRANGE IN THE BACKGROUND

WHAT’S THAT?

OH YEAH IT’S A FUCKING PENNY

THAT’S RIGHT

THIS CABBAGE IS A MINIATURE CABBAGE THAT SOMEONE MADE BY HAND.

I KNOW YOU MIGHT BE DISILLUSIONED BY POLITICS AND GENERAL TWATWANKERY ABOUT SOCIETY BUT JUST REMEMBER

THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD WHO PUT THIS MUCH DETAIL INTO TINY FOOD

HUMANITY IS THE GREATEST EVER!

I MEAN YOU DON’T SEE CHIHUAHUAS MAKING TINY CABBAGES

MAYBE THEY DO, I DON’T FUCKING KNOW

WHATEVER, THIS IS STILL STUNNINGLY AWESOME.

[image description: a baby elephant stands in a field of grass,...

Fri, 09 Mar 2012 15:59:34 +0000

[image description: a baby elephant stands in a field of grass, surrounded by small egrets. It points its trunk inquisitively at one of the birds]

OKAY SO THE WOMAN SAT NEXT TO ME SAYS THESE ARE EGRETS

I KNOW I HAVE A FUCKING AWFUL TRACK RECORD WITH BIRDS

SO I AM SHIFTING THE BLAME TO THIS ANONYMOUS PERSON

NOW HERE IS A PICTURE ABOUT TRANSCENDING DIFFERENCES OR SOME SHIT

ELEPHANTS AND BIRDS SHOULD NOT BE LIKELY FRIENDS

BUT THIS LITTLE FELLA DON’T GIVE A TOSS ABOUT YOUR IDEAS OF RIGHT AND WRONG

HE JUST LOVES HIS BIRDY FRIENDS AND NOBODY WILL GET IN THE WAY OF THAT

ISN’T THAT BEAUTIFUL?

WE SHOULD ALL LEARN FROM THIS GUY.

[image description: A baby red panda cub lies on its side on a...

Wed, 07 Mar 2012 22:23:00 +0000

[image description: A baby red panda cub lies on its side on a floral table, gently nibbling the fingers of the person taking the photo]

HEY SO IT’S BEEN A WHILE

HERE’S A FUCKING BLUE-EYED NIBBLY FUZZBUCKET TO MAKE UP FOR IT

I AM FAIRLY SURE IT’S ILLEGAL IN SEVERAL COUNTRIES TO BE THIS CUTE

JUST FUCK LOOK AT ALL THE FLUFF IT’S GOT GOING ON THERE

I BET IF YOU STROKED IT YOU WOULD NEVER BE UNHAPPY AGAIN

[image description: the canopy of a tree viewed from...

Sat, 14 Jan 2012 00:43:55 +0000

[image description: the canopy of a tree viewed from underneath, the bright sunlight shining through to make them glow pink, orange, red, yellow and green.]

DEPENDING ON WHERE YOU LIVE, IT’S EITHER JUST COMING UP TO SPRING OR JUST COMING UP TO AUTUMN

SO HERE ARE SOME FUCKING GORGEOUS LEAVES FOR YOU

LOOK AT THAT GLOWY PINK SHIT

LIKE NATURE’S OWN GLOWSTICK RAVE ALL PROUD AND GLEAMING IN THE SUNLIGHT

JUST STARING AT THIS FILLS ME WITH THAT PEACE AND TRANQUILITY STUFF

I HOPE IT DOES THE SAME FOR YOU!

[image description: An owl is perched on a mossy rock, looking...

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 23:44:15 +0000

[image description: An owl is perched on a mossy rock, looking down at a red leaf.]

SOMETIMES LIFE GIVES YOU STUFF

AND YOU LOOK AT IT LIKE

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

SOMETIMES IT’S JUST A LEAF.

SO YOU GOTTA CHILL OUT

EXAMINE ALL THE EVIDENCE

AND TACKLE WHATEVER LIFE THROWS AT YOU WITH A CALM HEAD.

[image description: A dolls house sized cheese platter with...

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 21:40:32 +0000

[image description: A dolls house sized cheese platter with miniature cheese, fruit, wine and biscuits]

OH MY FUCKING GOD TINY THINGS ARE THE BEST

LOOK AT THIS SHIT

THE LEVEL OF CRAFTSMANSHIP IN THIS

INDIVIDUAL SEGMENTS IN THE LEMONS

MOULD VEINS IN CHEESE

SOMEONE PUT ALL THEIR TIME AND EFFORT INTO THIS BEAUTIFUL THING

HUMANITY IS AWESOME.

Turning off caps for a moment here. Today is Transgender Day of...

Sun, 20 Nov 2011 20:39:20 +0000

Turning off caps for a moment here. Today is Transgender Day of Remembrance. This video was shortlisted for the NUS LGBT Best Campaigns and I think everyone should give it a watch.

If you’re after something a little sillier for your TDOR, check out my favourite movie, “Priscilla, Queen of the Desert”. A clip from that movie can be found on this tumblr if you search the Video tag.

[image description: the face and right paw of a raccoon can be...

Wed, 16 Nov 2011 17:53:53 +0000

[image description: the face and right paw of a raccoon can be seen peering out from a pair of jeans that are hung on a washing line]

THIS RACCOON RIGHT HERE

THIS RACCOON DON’T CARE IF PEOPLE SAY SHE CAN’T WEAR HUMAN CLOTHES

OR JUDGE HER FOR BUYING JEANS CLEARLY SEVERAL SIZES TOO LARGE

WHO GIVES A FUCK? THEY’RE COMFY AND SHE LIKES THEM

PLUS IT’S DAMN COZY IN WINTER

YOU KEEP ROCKING THOSE JEANS

[video description: a baby goat repeatedly hops up and down...

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 21:56:48 +0000

[video description: a baby goat repeatedly hops up and down between a stump and an overturned bucket while an adult goat watches]

LOOK AT THIS KID

FUCKING JUMPING AND SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE

DO YOU KNOW WHY HE IS JUMPING?

BECAUSE WHY NOT, THAT’S WHY

LIFE’S TOO SHORT TO WORRY ABOUT CONSEQUENCES

JUST JUMP AROUND LIKE YOU HAVEN’T GOT A CARE IN THE WORLD

WHEEEEEEEEE

[image description: A hedgehog pokes its head and forepaws out...

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 19:28:14 +0100

[image description: A hedgehog pokes its head and forepaws out of the top of a Tim Horton mug]

IT’S BEEN OVER A PAGE SINCE I HAD HEDGEHOGS, GUYS

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE

SO HERE, HAVE A WHOLE CUP OF STICKYPIG

GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER THAN BELGIAN HOT CHOCOLATE WITH DOUBLE CREAM AND MARSHMALLOWS

NOT QUITE AS WARM AS A MUG OF TEA BUT WAY NICER TO SNUGGLE

[image description: Four melons stand on a marble counter,...

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 23:00:37 +0100

[image description: Four melons stand on a marble counter, carved with eyemasks and mouths to look like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. They each have glowsticks inside to give the respective mask colour - one orange, one purple, one blue and one red.]

HOLY FUCK

IT’S THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA MELONS

CRIMISNACKS BEWARE!

THE EVIL POTATO-SHREDDER STANDS NO CHANCE AGAINST THESE JUSTICE FRUITS AND THEIR SENSEI, SPLINTERNUT SQUASH!

[image description: A rather fuzzy baby red panda is held in...

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 22:49:59 +0100

[image description: A rather fuzzy baby red panda is held in the hands of a person. It is yawning in the direction of the camera.]

SAY HELLO TO THIS LITTLE FUZZBUCKET

PART PANDA, PART FUCKING ADORABLE

ALL FLUFF!

[image description: a black and white husky puppy with a blue...

Wed, 28 Sep 2011 23:57:10 +0100

[image description: a black and white husky puppy with a blue collar looks inquisitively at the outstretched hand of a person to the left of the camera]

WHOA IT’S BEEN A WHILE GUYS

HAVE A PUPPY TO MAKE UP FOR THE WAIT

YOU KNOW WHY I LOVE PUPPIES?

BECAUSE THEY’RE ALWAYS SO FUCKING HAPPY

EVERY SINGLE TIME

“OH MY GOD, IT’S SOMETHING! LOOK AT IT LOOK LOOK LOOK I AM SO EXCITED BY THIS THING MY GOD CAN YOU SEE THIS I MAY ACTUALLY DIE FROM HOW HAPPY I AM!”

YEAH PUPPY, YOU TELL THEM.

[image description: a golden retriever puppy rests its forepaws...

Tue, 30 Aug 2011 14:47:00 +0100

[image description: a golden retriever puppy rests its forepaws on the canvas shoe of a person, licking the person’s leg.]

CALL THE GOVERNMENT

TELL THE POLICE

THE PUPPIES HAVE REACHED THE CUTENESS SINGULARITY

WE ARE ALL DOOMED

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED BY FLUFFYNESS

THIS IS THEIR SECRET PLAN

TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD BY BEING INSUFFERABLY ADORABLE

WATCH OUT FOR PUPPIES, THEY’RE TRICKY BAS-

OH BUT IT’S SO FUZZYYYYY LOOK AT HIS LITTLE FACE MY GOD

SAVE YOURSELVES

[image description: a polar bear in water at a zoo. It has...

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 21:35:44 +0100

[image description: a polar bear in water at a zoo. It has pressed its forepaw against its face and looks like it is facepalming.]

SO MAYBE SOMETHING’S GETTING YOU DOWN, LIKE THIS GUY HERE

I THINK HE LEFT THE GAS ON

OR FORGOT HIS WALLET WHEN HE WAS GOING TO THE STORE

BUT WHAT YOU GOTTA DO

IS REMEMBER

YOU ARE AWESOME.

YES, YOU. YOU ARE FUCKING MARVELLOUS AND YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF WHO YOU ARE.

MAYBE YOU’RE A POLAR BEAR WITH SOME FREAKY WICKED TRANSLUCENT FUR

MAYBE YOU ARE SECRETLY A HEDGEHOG

MAYBE YOU’RE A PERSON

WHATEVER, YOU FUCKING ROCK AND DON’T LET ANYTHING MAKE YOU THINK OTHERWISE.

[image description: a cardboard box containing five...

Mon, 22 Aug 2011 21:19:18 +0100

[image description: a cardboard box containing five tortoiseshell and ginger kittens rests on the ground by a brick wall. “FREE KITTENS” is written on the box, with the R backwards.]

WHOAAA

HIT ME UP ON SOME OF THAT

FIVE LITTLE FUZZBALLS

BACKWARDS LETTERS FOR ADDED ADORABLE

TAKE ONE AND SEE ME IN THE MORNING

[image description: four white tiger cubs held in the hands of...

Mon, 22 Aug 2011 20:39:00 +0100

[image description: four white tiger cubs held in the hands of two people. Three of the cubs appear to be asleep, and the second from the right is yawning.]

I FEEL LIKE

MAYBE I SHOULD TURN OFF CAPSLOCK

TO AVOID WAKING THESE SICKENINGLY ADORABLE THINGS

BUT THEY ARE TOO CUTE NOT TO CAPSLOCK

IN FACT

THEY ARE SO FUCKING CUTE

THAT ALL I CAN SAY IS

AUJUJUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUUUUUU

I THINK THAT ABOUT COVERS IT