HEY TUMBLR, CALM THE FUCK DOWN!

[image description: a red cabbage on a chopping board, sliced in half. In the background are more slices of cabbage on a plate.]

NOW

YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING WHAT IS QUITE SO AMAZING ABOUT A CABBAGE

BUT IF YOU FUCKING PAY ATTENTION YOU MIGHT NOTICE SOMETHING STRANGE IN THE BACKGROUND

WHAT’S THAT?

OH YEAH IT’S A FUCKING PENNY

THAT’S RIGHT

THIS CABBAGE IS A MINIATURE CABBAGE THAT SOMEONE MADE BY HAND.

I KNOW YOU MIGHT BE DISILLUSIONED BY POLITICS AND GENERAL TWATWANKERY ABOUT SOCIETY BUT JUST REMEMBER

THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD WHO PUT THIS MUCH DETAIL INTO TINY FOOD

HUMANITY IS THE GREATEST EVER!

I MEAN YOU DON’T SEE CHIHUAHUAS MAKING TINY CABBAGES

MAYBE THEY DO, I DON’T FUCKING KNOW

WHATEVER, THIS IS STILL STUNNINGLY AWESOME.

(Source: caffiendishly, via allthesmallthingsminiatures)

[image description: A baby red panda cub lies on its side on a floral table, gently nibbling the fingers of the person taking the photo]

HEY SO IT’S BEEN A WHILE

HERE’S A FUCKING BLUE-EYED NIBBLY FUZZBUCKET TO MAKE UP FOR IT

I AM FAIRLY SURE IT’S ILLEGAL IN SEVERAL COUNTRIES TO BE THIS CUTE

JUST FUCK LOOK AT ALL THE FLUFF IT’S GOT GOING ON THERE

I BET IF YOU STROKED IT YOU WOULD NEVER BE UNHAPPY AGAIN

(Source: weloveredpandas, via findingtotoro)

[image description: An owl is perched on a mossy rock, looking down at a red leaf.]

SOMETIMES LIFE GIVES YOU STUFF

AND YOU LOOK AT IT LIKE

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

SOMETIMES IT’S JUST A LEAF.

SO YOU GOTTA CHILL OUT

EXAMINE ALL THE EVIDENCE

AND TACKLE WHATEVER LIFE THROWS AT YOU WITH A CALM HEAD.

(Source: somedayismytoday)

[image description: A dolls house sized cheese platter with miniature cheese, fruit, wine and biscuits]

OH MY FUCKING GOD TINY THINGS ARE THE BEST

LOOK AT THIS SHIT

THE LEVEL OF CRAFTSMANSHIP IN THIS

INDIVIDUAL SEGMENTS IN THE LEMONS

MOULD VEINS IN CHEESE

SOMEONE PUT ALL THEIR TIME AND EFFORT INTO THIS BEAUTIFUL THING

HUMANITY IS AWESOME.

(Source: daniellealmond)

[image description: the face and right paw of a raccoon can be seen peering out from a pair of jeans that are hung on a washing line]

THIS RACCOON RIGHT HERE

THIS RACCOON DON’T CARE IF PEOPLE SAY SHE CAN’T WEAR HUMAN CLOTHES

OR JUDGE HER FOR BUYING JEANS CLEARLY SEVERAL SIZES TOO LARGE

WHO GIVES A FUCK? THEY’RE COMFY AND SHE LIKES THEM

PLUS IT’S DAMN COZY IN WINTER

YOU KEEP ROCKING THOSE JEANS

(Source: shininghelen94)

[video description: a baby goat repeatedly hops up and down between a stump and an overturned bucket while an adult goat watches]

LOOK AT THIS KID

FUCKING JUMPING AND SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE

DO YOU KNOW WHY HE IS JUMPING?

BECAUSE WHY NOT, THAT’S WHY

LIFE’S TOO SHORT TO WORRY ABOUT CONSEQUENCES

JUST JUMP AROUND LIKE YOU HAVEN’T GOT A CARE IN THE WORLD

WHEEEEEEEEE

(via darr3nchris-deactivated20120122)

[image description: A hedgehog pokes its head and forepaws out of the top of a Tim Horton mug]

IT’S BEEN OVER A PAGE SINCE I HAD HEDGEHOGS, GUYS

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE

SO HERE, HAVE A WHOLE CUP OF STICKYPIG

GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER THAN BELGIAN HOT CHOCOLATE WITH DOUBLE CREAM AND MARSHMALLOWS

NOT QUITE AS WARM AS A MUG OF TEA BUT WAY NICER TO SNUGGLE

(via breakfastchunks)

[image description: A rather fuzzy baby red panda is held in the hands of a person. It is yawning in the direction of the camera.]

SAY HELLO TO THIS LITTLE FUZZBUCKET

PART PANDA, PART FUCKING ADORABLE

ALL FLUFF!

(via theheartbreakbeat-deactivated20)

[image description: a black and white husky puppy with a blue collar looks inquisitively at the outstretched hand of a person to the left of the camera]

WHOA IT’S BEEN A WHILE GUYS

HAVE A PUPPY TO MAKE UP FOR THE WAIT

YOU KNOW WHY I LOVE PUPPIES?

BECAUSE THEY’RE ALWAYS SO FUCKING HAPPY

EVERY SINGLE TIME

“OH MY GOD, IT’S SOMETHING! LOOK AT IT LOOK LOOK LOOK I AM SO EXCITED BY THIS THING MY GOD CAN YOU SEE THIS I MAY ACTUALLY DIE FROM HOW HAPPY I AM!”

YEAH PUPPY, YOU TELL THEM.

(via theoriginaltoni)

[image description: a golden retriever puppy rests its forepaws on the canvas shoe of a person, licking the person’s leg.]

CALL THE GOVERNMENT

TELL THE POLICE

THE PUPPIES HAVE REACHED THE CUTENESS SINGULARITY

WE ARE ALL DOOMED

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED BY FLUFFYNESS

THIS IS THEIR SECRET PLAN

TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD BY BEING INSUFFERABLY ADORABLE

WATCH OUT FOR PUPPIES, THEY’RE TRICKY BAS-

OH BUT IT’S SO FUZZYYYYY LOOK AT HIS LITTLE FACE MY GOD

SAVE YOURSELVES

(Source: upurpie)