[image description: a polar bear in water at a zoo. It has pressed its forepaw against its face and looks like it is facepalming.]
SO MAYBE SOMETHING’S GETTING YOU DOWN, LIKE THIS GUY HERE
I THINK HE LEFT THE GAS ON
OR FORGOT HIS WALLET WHEN HE WAS GOING TO THE STORE
BUT WHAT YOU GOTTA DO
YOU ARE AWESOME.
YES, YOU. YOU ARE FUCKING MARVELLOUS AND YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF WHO YOU ARE.
MAYBE YOU’RE A POLAR BEAR WITH SOME FREAKY WICKED TRANSLUCENT FUR
MAYBE YOU ARE SECRETLY A HEDGEHOG
MAYBE YOU’RE A PERSON
WHATEVER, YOU FUCKING ROCK AND DON’T LET ANYTHING MAKE YOU THINK OTHERWISE.
[image description: a cardboard box containing five tortoiseshell and ginger kittens rests on the ground by a brick wall. “FREE KITTENS” is written on the box, with the R backwards.]
HIT ME UP ON SOME OF THAT
FIVE LITTLE FUZZBALLS
BACKWARDS LETTERS FOR ADDED ADORABLE
TAKE ONE AND SEE ME IN THE MORNING
[image description: four white tiger cubs held in the hands of two people. Three of the cubs appear to be asleep, and the second from the right is yawning.]
I FEEL LIKE
MAYBE I SHOULD TURN OFF CAPSLOCK
TO AVOID WAKING THESE SICKENINGLY ADORABLE THINGS
BUT THEY ARE TOO CUTE NOT TO CAPSLOCK
THEY ARE SO FUCKING CUTE
THAT ALL I CAN SAY IS
I THINK THAT ABOUT COVERS IT
[image description: a mouse stands on the back of a large, bulbous frog that is sat in the water]
IS THIS A TOAD, I DON’T FUCKING KNOW, IT WAS TAGGED FROG
EITHER WAY, THESE ARE TWO AWESOME BUDDIES HELPING EACH OTHER OUT
THAT MOUSE LOOKS LIKE A TOTAL BACKSEAT DRIVER THOUGH
[image description: a tree frog clings to a bending branch with three of its feet. It is raining, large drops of water falling down, and the frog is reaching with its front right leg to hold up a leaf that grows from the branch to stop the rain hitting its head]
I FEEL THIS IS AN APPROPRIATE PICTURE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I AM EXPERIENCING FLOODING WHERE I LIVE
IT’S FUCKING AUGUST
WHO PISSED OFF THE WEATHER GODS?
CLEARLY THIS FROG IS EQUALLY RAINED UPON, BUT HE’S GOT IT COVERED
ROCKIN OUT ON HIS BRANCH WITH THE BEST UMBRELLA NATURE CAN GROW
MAN, I NEED TO GET ME A LEAF UMBRELLA.
[image description: Three baby penguins walk away from the camera towards the horison across the dirt ground. The sun is setting and they are silhouetted by the light.]
PENGUINS STRUTTING OFF INTO THE SUNSET
YOU CAN ALMOST HEAR THE GUITAR CHORDS FROM SOME EIGHTIES POWER BALLAD
“OHHHHHHHHHH KEEP ON ROCKIN LIKE A PENGUIN SHOULD!”
I FEEL THIS IS AN APOCALYPSE OF WHICH EVERYBODY CAN APPROVE
SORRY ABOUT THE LAST TWO DAYS, I WAS OUT OF TOWN, LIKE THIS BLOG’S USUAL MAINTAINER WILL BE FOR A WHILE
BUT HI, I’M TEMPORARILY COMMANDEERING THIS BLOG!
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME ADORABLE SHIT
DO YOU SEE THESE PENGUINS
THESE PENGUINS ARE WEARING JUMPERS
YEAH THAT’S RIGHT
THEY WEAR JUMPERS AND THEY GIVE NO FUCKS
WE’LL BE WARM AS FUCK THIS COMING WINTER!”
MAKES ME WANT TO SIT BACK, FUCKING RELAX, AND KNIT A JUMPER MYSELF.
[image description: a black and white photo of two elephants. A baby elephant sits on a rock to the right, with the trunk and lower face of an adult elephant looking down at the baby in the left of the photo.]
DO YOU SEE WHAT THIS IS?
THIS IS AN ELEPHANT TIME OUT.
CLEARLY, THIS LITTLE ELLIE GOT A LITTLE TOO OVER-EXCITED OVER SOMETHING
MAYBE THERE WAS AN ARGUMENT ABOUT WHO GOT WHAT LEAF
AND BIG ELLIE DECIDED THAT IT WAS TIME TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR A SECOND.
EVEN ELEPHANTS NEED SOME COOLDOWN EVERY NOW AND AGAIN.
[image description: a duck-billed platypus swimming.]
LOOK AT THIS BADASS CREATURE
SO MANY PEOPLE THINK THE PLATYPUS IS A JOKE.
LAYING EGGS BUT IT’S A MAMMAL?
SOME CRAZY BEAK THING GOING ON?
THEY DREAM FOR THE LONGEST TIME OF ALL LIVING CREATURES THAT HAVE BEEN STUDIED DREAMING?
WHAT THE SHIT IS THAT?
I SAY IT’S FASCINATING.
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