[image description: a miniscule brown frog perches on the edge of an American penny.]
STOP THE FUCKING PRESS BECAUSE THIS FROG
IS SO TINY THAT I HAVE LOST ALL COHERENCE.
I HAVE A RING WITH A FROG ON, THAT FROG RING WOULD BE A GIANT COMPARED TO THIS LITTLE DUDE
I AM LITERALLY STUNNED THAT NATURE CAN MAKE SOMETHING THIS TINY WITH EYES AND A HEART AND FUNCTIONING ORGANS AND ALL THAT.
DAMN, NATURE IS FUCKING AWESOME.
[image description: a mouse stands on the back of a large, bulbous frog that is sat in the water]
IS THIS A TOAD, I DON’T FUCKING KNOW, IT WAS TAGGED FROG
EITHER WAY, THESE ARE TWO AWESOME BUDDIES HELPING EACH OTHER OUT
THAT MOUSE LOOKS LIKE A TOTAL BACKSEAT DRIVER THOUGH
[image description: a tree frog clings to a bending branch with three of its feet. It is raining, large drops of water falling down, and the frog is reaching with its front right leg to hold up a leaf that grows from the branch to stop the rain hitting its head]
I FEEL THIS IS AN APPROPRIATE PICTURE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I AM EXPERIENCING FLOODING WHERE I LIVE
IT’S FUCKING AUGUST
WHO PISSED OFF THE WEATHER GODS?
CLEARLY THIS FROG IS EQUALLY RAINED UPON, BUT HE’S GOT IT COVERED
ROCKIN OUT ON HIS BRANCH WITH THE BEST UMBRELLA NATURE CAN GROW
MAN, I NEED TO GET ME A LEAF UMBRELLA.