HEY TUMBLR, CALM THE FUCK DOWN!

[image description: A baby red panda cub lies on its side on a floral table, gently nibbling the fingers of the person taking the photo]

HEY SO IT’S BEEN A WHILE

HERE’S A FUCKING BLUE-EYED NIBBLY FUZZBUCKET TO MAKE UP FOR IT

I AM FAIRLY SURE IT’S ILLEGAL IN SEVERAL COUNTRIES TO BE THIS CUTE

JUST FUCK LOOK AT ALL THE FLUFF IT’S GOT GOING ON THERE

I BET IF YOU STROKED IT YOU WOULD NEVER BE UNHAPPY AGAIN

(Source: weloveredpandas, via findingtotoro)

[image description: An owl is perched on a mossy rock, looking down at a red leaf.]

SOMETIMES LIFE GIVES YOU STUFF

AND YOU LOOK AT IT LIKE

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

SOMETIMES IT’S JUST A LEAF.

SO YOU GOTTA CHILL OUT

EXAMINE ALL THE EVIDENCE

AND TACKLE WHATEVER LIFE THROWS AT YOU WITH A CALM HEAD.

(Source: somedayismytoday)

[image description: the face and right paw of a raccoon can be seen peering out from a pair of jeans that are hung on a washing line]

THIS RACCOON RIGHT HERE

THIS RACCOON DON’T CARE IF PEOPLE SAY SHE CAN’T WEAR HUMAN CLOTHES

OR JUDGE HER FOR BUYING JEANS CLEARLY SEVERAL SIZES TOO LARGE

WHO GIVES A FUCK? THEY’RE COMFY AND SHE LIKES THEM

PLUS IT’S DAMN COZY IN WINTER

YOU KEEP ROCKING THOSE JEANS

(Source: shininghelen94)

[video description: a baby goat repeatedly hops up and down between a stump and an overturned bucket while an adult goat watches]

LOOK AT THIS KID

FUCKING JUMPING AND SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE

DO YOU KNOW WHY HE IS JUMPING?

BECAUSE WHY NOT, THAT’S WHY

LIFE’S TOO SHORT TO WORRY ABOUT CONSEQUENCES

JUST JUMP AROUND LIKE YOU HAVEN’T GOT A CARE IN THE WORLD

WHEEEEEEEEE

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[image description: A rather fuzzy baby red panda is held in the hands of a person. It is yawning in the direction of the camera.]

SAY HELLO TO THIS LITTLE FUZZBUCKET

PART PANDA, PART FUCKING ADORABLE

ALL FLUFF!

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[image description: a black and white husky puppy with a blue collar looks inquisitively at the outstretched hand of a person to the left of the camera]

WHOA IT’S BEEN A WHILE GUYS

HAVE A PUPPY TO MAKE UP FOR THE WAIT

YOU KNOW WHY I LOVE PUPPIES?

BECAUSE THEY’RE ALWAYS SO FUCKING HAPPY

EVERY SINGLE TIME

“OH MY GOD, IT’S SOMETHING! LOOK AT IT LOOK LOOK LOOK I AM SO EXCITED BY THIS THING MY GOD CAN YOU SEE THIS I MAY ACTUALLY DIE FROM HOW HAPPY I AM!”

YEAH PUPPY, YOU TELL THEM.

(via theoriginaltoni)

[image description: a golden retriever puppy rests its forepaws on the canvas shoe of a person, licking the person’s leg.]

CALL THE GOVERNMENT

TELL THE POLICE

THE PUPPIES HAVE REACHED THE CUTENESS SINGULARITY

WE ARE ALL DOOMED

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED BY FLUFFYNESS

THIS IS THEIR SECRET PLAN

TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD BY BEING INSUFFERABLY ADORABLE

WATCH OUT FOR PUPPIES, THEY’RE TRICKY BAS-

OH BUT IT’S SO FUZZYYYYY LOOK AT HIS LITTLE FACE MY GOD

SAVE YOURSELVES

(Source: upurpie)

[image description: a polar bear in water at a zoo. It has pressed its forepaw against its face and looks like it is facepalming.]

SO MAYBE SOMETHING’S GETTING YOU DOWN, LIKE THIS GUY HERE

I THINK HE LEFT THE GAS ON

OR FORGOT HIS WALLET WHEN HE WAS GOING TO THE STORE

BUT WHAT YOU GOTTA DO

IS REMEMBER

YOU ARE AWESOME.

YES, YOU. YOU ARE FUCKING MARVELLOUS AND YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF WHO YOU ARE.

MAYBE YOU’RE A POLAR BEAR WITH SOME FREAKY WICKED TRANSLUCENT FUR

MAYBE YOU ARE SECRETLY A HEDGEHOG

MAYBE YOU’RE A PERSON

WHATEVER, YOU FUCKING ROCK AND DON’T LET ANYTHING MAKE YOU THINK OTHERWISE.

(Source: stupidplace)

[image description: a cardboard box containing five tortoiseshell and ginger kittens rests on the ground by a brick wall. “FREE KITTENS” is written on the box, with the R backwards.]

WHOAAA

HIT ME UP ON SOME OF THAT

FIVE LITTLE FUZZBALLS

BACKWARDS LETTERS FOR ADDED ADORABLE

TAKE ONE AND SEE ME IN THE MORNING

(Source: watchout4wonderland)

[image description: four white tiger cubs held in the hands of two people. Three of the cubs appear to be asleep, and the second from the right is yawning.]

I FEEL LIKE

MAYBE I SHOULD TURN OFF CAPSLOCK

TO AVOID WAKING THESE SICKENINGLY ADORABLE THINGS

BUT THEY ARE TOO CUTE NOT TO CAPSLOCK

IN FACT

THEY ARE SO FUCKING CUTE

THAT ALL I CAN SAY IS

AUJUJUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUUUUUU

I THINK THAT ABOUT COVERS IT

(via iinkedkisses)