[image description: the canopy of a tree viewed from underneath, the bright sunlight shining through to make them glow pink, orange, red, yellow and green.]
DEPENDING ON WHERE YOU LIVE, IT’S EITHER JUST COMING UP TO SPRING OR JUST COMING UP TO AUTUMN
SO HERE ARE SOME FUCKING GORGEOUS LEAVES FOR YOU
LOOK AT THAT GLOWY PINK SHIT
LIKE NATURE’S OWN GLOWSTICK RAVE ALL PROUD AND GLEAMING IN THE SUNLIGHT
JUST STARING AT THIS FILLS ME WITH THAT PEACE AND TRANQUILITY STUFF
I HOPE IT DOES THE SAME FOR YOU!
[image description: a miniscule brown frog perches on the edge of an American penny.]
STOP THE FUCKING PRESS BECAUSE THIS FROG
IS SO TINY THAT I HAVE LOST ALL COHERENCE.
I HAVE A RING WITH A FROG ON, THAT FROG RING WOULD BE A GIANT COMPARED TO THIS LITTLE DUDE
I AM LITERALLY STUNNED THAT NATURE CAN MAKE SOMETHING THIS TINY WITH EYES AND A HEART AND FUNCTIONING ORGANS AND ALL THAT.
DAMN, NATURE IS FUCKING AWESOME.
[image description: a tree frog clings to a bending branch with three of its feet. It is raining, large drops of water falling down, and the frog is reaching with its front right leg to hold up a leaf that grows from the branch to stop the rain hitting its head]
I FEEL THIS IS AN APPROPRIATE PICTURE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I AM EXPERIENCING FLOODING WHERE I LIVE
IT’S FUCKING AUGUST
WHO PISSED OFF THE WEATHER GODS?
CLEARLY THIS FROG IS EQUALLY RAINED UPON, BUT HE’S GOT IT COVERED
ROCKIN OUT ON HIS BRANCH WITH THE BEST UMBRELLA NATURE CAN GROW
MAN, I NEED TO GET ME A LEAF UMBRELLA.
[image description: a duck-billed platypus swimming.]
LOOK AT THIS BADASS CREATURE
SO MANY PEOPLE THINK THE PLATYPUS IS A JOKE.
LAYING EGGS BUT IT’S A MAMMAL?
SOME CRAZY BEAK THING GOING ON?
THEY DREAM FOR THE LONGEST TIME OF ALL LIVING CREATURES THAT HAVE BEEN STUDIED DREAMING?
WHAT THE SHIT IS THAT?
I SAY IT’S FASCINATING.
[image description: a black-shelled baby turtle scuffling along the sand into the sea.]
TURTLES ARE SUPER IMPRESSIVE, GUYS
BREAKING OUT OF THOSE EGGS AND HEADING FOR THE SEA IN THEIR FIRST SECONDS OF LIFE
THEN OUT IN THE OCEAN THEY SWIM AROUND, DOING THEIR OWN THING AND LIVING FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS
KEEP ON ROCKING, LITTLE DUDES.
[image description: a sandy, tree-covered tropical island shot from the sea. The water is a brilliant crystal clear blue, and the sky above has a few whisps of cloud.]
CHECK OUT HOW FUCKING BLUE THAT IS
ISN’T IT JUST SERENE AND CALMING AND SHIT?
YOU COULD JUST SIT ON THAT SANDY BEACH
MAKING SANDCASTLES AND DRINKING RUM WITH JACK SPARROW
MAYBE SETTING UP A CRAB FIGHT
SIPPING FROM A COCONUT AND MUNCHING A BANANA
DO BANANAS GROW ON THIS KIND OF ISLAND?
I DON’T KNOW MAN, SOME KIND OF DELICIOUS FRUIT.
[image description: a tiny octopus on the very tip of someone’s forefinger. The octopus is light grey in colour with small black dots covering its body.]
LOOK AT THIS
LOOK HOW TINY IT IS
DOESN’T THIS MAKE YOU MARVEL AT THE FUCKING WONDERS OF NATURE?
HOW CAN ANYONE BE STRESSED ABOUT THINGS WHEN NATURE IS THIS FUCKING AWESOME?