HEY TUMBLR, CALM THE FUCK DOWN!

IF YOU'RE HAVING A BAD FUCKING DAY THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO GO. I POST PICTURES OF ADORABLE ANIMALS, AWESOME VIEWS, SEXY PEOPLE, ANYTHING REALLY.

SOME OF THIS WILL BE PICTURES I HAVE ACQUIRED OVER THE YEARS WITHOUT KNOWING THE SOURCE. IF YOU DO KNOW THE SOURCE, FEEL FREE TO FUCKING SMACK ME DOWN.

MY ASK IS ALWAYS OPEN FOR OPINIONS, THOUGHTS, WORRIES OR PROBLEMS YOU MAY HAVE WITH THE WORLD/SOMETHING THAT HAS HAPPENED/ME. THE ONLY THING I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT IS IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY SWEARING. THIS IS WHO I FUCKING AM, OK?
COME AT ME BROS  THINK YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING AWESOME? 

+ [image description: a dolls house white circular table with a coffee pot, a mug and saucer, a plate with two cakes, and a silver tray containing eight tiny cakes.]

JUST IN CASE THE CABBAGE WASN’T ENOUGH
HERE ARE SOME FUCKING BEAUTIFUL MINIATURE CAKES
LOOK AT THAT SHIT
EACH ONE HAS A TEXTURE APPROPRIATE TO THE TYPE OF CAKE
YOU CAN EVEN SEE BISCUIT BASES
AND THAT’S NOT EVEN TOUCHING ON THE LIME SLICES AND THE ORANGE SEGMENT
WHOEVER CREATED THIS TRUE BEAUTY, I BOW BEFORE YOU FUCKIN GLORIOUS HUMAN BEING

[image description: a dolls house white circular table with a coffee pot, a mug and saucer, a plate with two cakes, and a silver tray containing eight tiny cakes.]

JUST IN CASE THE CABBAGE WASN’T ENOUGH

HERE ARE SOME FUCKING BEAUTIFUL MINIATURE CAKES

LOOK AT THAT SHIT

EACH ONE HAS A TEXTURE APPROPRIATE TO THE TYPE OF CAKE

YOU CAN EVEN SEE BISCUIT BASES

AND THAT’S NOT EVEN TOUCHING ON THE LIME SLICES AND THE ORANGE SEGMENT

WHOEVER CREATED THIS TRUE BEAUTY, I BOW BEFORE YOU FUCKIN GLORIOUS HUMAN BEING

(Source: intricatelyinsane, via allthesmallthingsminiatures)



+ [image description: a red cabbage on a chopping board, sliced in half. In the background are more slices of cabbage on a plate.]
NOW
YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING WHAT IS QUITE SO AMAZING ABOUT A CABBAGE
BUT IF YOU FUCKING PAY ATTENTION YOU MIGHT NOTICE SOMETHING STRANGE IN THE BACKGROUND
WHAT’S THAT?
OH YEAH IT’S A FUCKING PENNY
THAT’S RIGHT
THIS CABBAGE IS A MINIATURE CABBAGE THAT SOMEONE MADE BY HAND.
I KNOW YOU MIGHT BE DISILLUSIONED BY POLITICS AND GENERAL TWATWANKERY ABOUT SOCIETY BUT JUST REMEMBER
THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD WHO PUT THIS MUCH DETAIL INTO TINY FOOD
HUMANITY IS THE GREATEST EVER!
I MEAN YOU DON’T SEE CHIHUAHUAS MAKING TINY CABBAGES
MAYBE THEY DO, I DON’T FUCKING KNOW
WHATEVER, THIS IS STILL STUNNINGLY AWESOME.

[image description: a red cabbage on a chopping board, sliced in half. In the background are more slices of cabbage on a plate.]

NOW

YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING WHAT IS QUITE SO AMAZING ABOUT A CABBAGE

BUT IF YOU FUCKING PAY ATTENTION YOU MIGHT NOTICE SOMETHING STRANGE IN THE BACKGROUND

WHAT’S THAT?

OH YEAH IT’S A FUCKING PENNY

THAT’S RIGHT

THIS CABBAGE IS A MINIATURE CABBAGE THAT SOMEONE MADE BY HAND.

I KNOW YOU MIGHT BE DISILLUSIONED BY POLITICS AND GENERAL TWATWANKERY ABOUT SOCIETY BUT JUST REMEMBER

THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD WHO PUT THIS MUCH DETAIL INTO TINY FOOD

HUMANITY IS THE GREATEST EVER!

I MEAN YOU DON’T SEE CHIHUAHUAS MAKING TINY CABBAGES

MAYBE THEY DO, I DON’T FUCKING KNOW

WHATEVER, THIS IS STILL STUNNINGLY AWESOME.

(Source: caffiendishly, via allthesmallthingsminiatures)



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[image description: A dolls house sized cheese platter with miniature cheese, fruit, wine and biscuits]


OH MY FUCKING GOD TINY THINGS ARE THE BEST
LOOK AT THIS SHIT
THE LEVEL OF CRAFTSMANSHIP IN THIS
INDIVIDUAL SEGMENTS IN THE LEMONS
MOULD VEINS IN CHEESE
SOMEONE PUT ALL THEIR TIME AND EFFORT INTO THIS BEAUTIFUL THING
HUMANITY IS AWESOME.

[image description: A dolls house sized cheese platter with miniature cheese, fruit, wine and biscuits]

OH MY FUCKING GOD TINY THINGS ARE THE BEST

LOOK AT THIS SHIT

THE LEVEL OF CRAFTSMANSHIP IN THIS

INDIVIDUAL SEGMENTS IN THE LEMONS

MOULD VEINS IN CHEESE

SOMEONE PUT ALL THEIR TIME AND EFFORT INTO THIS BEAUTIFUL THING

HUMANITY IS AWESOME.

(Source: daniellealmond)

38 notes | 12.12.11
tags | cute | tiny | food


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[image description: a miniscule brown frog perches on the edge of an American penny.]
HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT
STOP THE FUCKING PRESS BECAUSE THIS FROG
THIS FROG
IS SO TINY THAT I HAVE LOST ALL COHERENCE.
I HAVE A RING WITH A FROG ON, THAT FROG RING WOULD BE A GIANT COMPARED TO THIS LITTLE DUDE
I AM LITERALLY STUNNED THAT NATURE CAN MAKE SOMETHING THIS TINY WITH EYES AND A HEART AND FUNCTIONING ORGANS AND ALL THAT.
DAMN, NATURE IS FUCKING AWESOME.

[image description: a miniscule brown frog perches on the edge of an American penny.]

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

STOP THE FUCKING PRESS BECAUSE THIS FROG

THIS FROG

IS SO TINY THAT I HAVE LOST ALL COHERENCE.

I HAVE A RING WITH A FROG ON, THAT FROG RING WOULD BE A GIANT COMPARED TO THIS LITTLE DUDE

I AM LITERALLY STUNNED THAT NATURE CAN MAKE SOMETHING THIS TINY WITH EYES AND A HEART AND FUNCTIONING ORGANS AND ALL THAT.

DAMN, NATURE IS FUCKING AWESOME.

(Source: fugacious-felicity)




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